Jesse is SICK that an athlete would need a WOMAN to inspire him to greatness. DUD And of course, Davis gets a haircut and Beefcake spraypaints him for good measure. Back in, Beefcake puts him right in the sleeper and just ignores Jimmy Hart until Davis is out at 3:07. That wakes up Brutus and he boots Davis down, but Danny bails to the floor to escape. Luckily he manages a cheapshot and chokes him out on the ropes, while Jimmy tries to cut Beefcake’s hair with a pair of gardening shears. Danny tries beating on Brutus, but he gets run into the turnbuckles and hiptossed out of the corner as a result. Can’t someone stop this maniac? What is he, Buffalo Bill? IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SCALP. Meanwhile, Danny Davis and Jimmy Hart have a variety of scissors ready for Brutus Beefcake.īrutus basically promises to scalp both Danny and Jimmy and present the hair to Mean Gene so he can make a toupee out of it afterwards. Not really a great way to make Duggan strong for Andre later on. Kind of a crappy punchy-kicky match with a bad finish. The Heenan Family comes in for the beatdown, but Ultimate Warrior debuts on SNME and makes the save and they probably go to a MENSA meeting afterwards. But then Duggan makes another comeback and slugs away in the corner to set up the three point stance, at which point Bobby runs in for the DQ at 9:31. Duggan fights out and Herc puts him down with a knee and we get more choking. Back with Hercules attacking him from behind and then slugging away in the corner, but Duggan is too stupid to go down, so Herc works the back and then gives him another thumb to the eye before going to a bearhug. Duggan grabs his wood and clears the ring and naturally we take a break. Duggan slugs back but gets thrown to the floor, and back in for a back elbow from Herc that puts Duggan on the apron again. ![]() ![]() That’s 2020: The thumb in all of our collective eyes, no matter how big or powerful we were. That advice? “If you want to make people think you’re Asian, put a pair of pantyhose over your face and add a headband.” This appears to motivate Hercules, because he dodges Duggan’s kneedrop and goes to work in the corner while Jesse extols the virtues of a good ol’ thumb to the eye, which is the great equalizer. Hercules hammers away on him to start, but Duggan comes out of the corner with a clothesline and Herc retreats to the corner for some advice from Andre. I’m gonna need a flow chart to break down that metaphor. Before the match, Duggan clarifies that Hercules “is just a yo-yo on the end of Bobby Heenan’s chain” but he’ll be happy to feed them a high fiber diet of 2×4.
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